This very rich lawyer was driving along in his Aston Martin when he sees 2 blokes on the side of the road crouching down eating grass.
He pulls over and asks them what they are doing and one replies,
We've got no money and were flipping starving,
The lawyer says oh thats no good why dont you come back to my place,we have a huge house and heaps of food!
One of the blokes goes thats very nice of you but I have a wife and 2 kids.
The lawyer says ...Bring em no problem.
I have a wife and 2 kids aswell the other exclaims
The lawyer replies..not a worry bring them all
"We havent mowed the lawn for 6 months"
Grass
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