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ozlongbow · #1 Post by **ozlongbow** » Fri Feb 27, 2004 5:59 pm

It says anything (almost) can be posted here, so here's the newest member of my family - our dog Fletcher. Yes, I got the name from meeting Billy Baker's dog. Not very original I know but I loved the name. And as a professional journalist, plagarism is in my nature.
This Fletcher is a 7 month old border collie we got from the RSPCA and he is a beauty - well behaved, obedient and cute. Everything Buford isn't. Also he is house trained. Again, unlike Buford.
He is also my motivation to get fitter with morning walk of 5 kms at 5.20am each day, and he even holds off crapping until we are on the beach then unloads at the low water mark. Next will be working on him washing the car. This dawg is smart, I tells ya!
Cletus

erron · #2 Post by **erron** » Fri Feb 27, 2004 6:47 pm

Nice dog, but can it fletch?

Erron

Buford · #3 Post by **Buford** » Fri Feb 27, 2004 8:07 pm

hey cletus,

not only is it obedient, well behaved... blah blah blah.
but it's also the best lookin saunders as well!

ozlongbow · #4 Post by **ozlongbow** » Sat Feb 28, 2004 9:13 pm

Buford
How much is it worth to you not to tell Mel that one? How about your nuts?

Erron
Yeah but the fletch-tite is a bugga to get out of his fur.

Cletus

Buford · #5 Post by **Buford** » Sun Feb 29, 2004 3:31 pm

cletus,

i don't want to know why you want my nuts

, so i think we shall leave it at that.

Penno · #6 Post by **Penno** » Mon Mar 01, 2004 11:21 pm

Whats it like on newsletters,good dog,a bit smaller than max.

snakeeater · #7 Post by **snakeeater** » Tue Mar 02, 2004 6:51 am

Cletus,

Well, then...just have him use fletching tape instead!

ozlongbow · #8 Post by **ozlongbow** » Wed Mar 03, 2004 8:11 am

Penno
You speaking English? Assume you mean will i do a story for the 3DAAA newsletter about the club up here? See you at Coffs shoot on the Sunday?

Snakeeater
Yeah but its tough peeling it back when you don't have an opposable thumb!

Cletus

Buford · #9 Post by **Buford** » Thu Mar 04, 2004 2:49 pm

ozlongbow wrote:....as a professional journalist, plagarism is in my nature.

....................do i need to say anything?

thought i would let your post build up a little respectability before i torpedo it.

ozlongbow · #10 Post by **ozlongbow** » Thu Mar 04, 2004 5:47 pm

I am a journalist and they pay me therefore I am a professional.
Nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah.
Cletus

erron · #11 Post by **erron** » Thu Mar 04, 2004 5:54 pm

does he need to say anything? (walks away shaking head...)

E.

Buford · #12 Post by **Buford** » Mon Mar 15, 2004 4:59 pm

if you don't believe me that your dog is better lookin than you, look what i found..... again!

#13 Post by **Stickbow Hunter** » Mon Mar 15, 2004 5:37 pm

Now you've really done it Buford - that Sewer Rat is really going to give us some stick.

Front page material for the Mackay newspaper no doubt! I thought you two USED to be friends.

Jeff

erron · #14 Post by **erron** » Mon Mar 15, 2004 6:16 pm

the way they hiss and scratch you'd swear they'd been to Frisco for the ceremony

E.

Buford · #15 Post by **Buford** » Tue Mar 16, 2004 10:50 am

c'mon boys, is that all you got? theres a village people joke in there somewhere!

Buford

ozlongbow · #16 Post by **ozlongbow** » Tue Mar 16, 2004 11:35 am

That's not me! Ok, it is. Ever have one of those moments that as soon as you do it you regret it?

And Erron that Frisco joke was just plain bad. Or hilarious actually.

Will be off the net now for a week so mind how you go, boys and girls.

Cletus

erron · #17 Post by **erron** » Tue Mar 16, 2004 11:54 am

We'll miss you, so come back and give us another shot!

Erron

Ozbow

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