Funny Things Kids Say!!!!

[Gringa Bows]

[Hood]

We had our 4yr old ask us the dreaded question on Wednesday night.
'How do you make a baby'

[AndyD]

Met the wife at the curbside to help get the two kids out.

The kids had been eating in the car and 5 year old daughter had spilt food all in her lap.

I said 'wow you spilt a lot of sauce on you'
She said "yep - right on my vagina too"

You should have the seen the look on the face of a passerby at the time!!

[bps]

.... my 5 year old daughter told me the other day, " Dad, if you get a mirror and have a look, youll see you have no hair on the back of your head either "

got to love them..

[Nephew]

Whenever I try to explain to my 11 year old that certain things are not done a in our society, like say interrupting when adults are talking she'll say "Yeah, but that was in the OLDEN DAYS when you were young Dad, things are different now!" I'm only 40 bloody 2 for Petes sake!

[Coach]

Kids still need a slap up the head these days ,, but we arent allowed to , so , therefore , thats why we have the kids we do today ,, IE , no manners and a chip on their shoulder Moreton So let them interrupt and be rude

[Coach]

Despite Caoch's criticism of youth today, my daughter raised her hand and was asked for her question, which she dutifully delivered as a statement of fact: "My Dad kills snakes!" To which there was a muffled gasp from all around and a shuffling of feet before we quietly slunk off.

What does my criticism have to do with this , please explain

[Benny Nganabbarru]

Coach, I reckon Tony means that despite the overall decline of good manners that you correctly observed, some kids still know how to put their hand up to speak, or know to say, "Please" or "Thank you". There are still some good ones out there despite the decline.

[Coach]

OK , that is true , but geez it is few and far between these days

[the irish one]

Try this one, I picked up a compound bow today and my 5 year old looks at me with one of the looks and states that i don't destring it after I shoot ,it might follow the string and be unshootable!!!!!!!!!

[MrsStringnstik]

well, talk about 'out of the mouths of babes'

our 9 yr old brought a Christmas card home from one of his school mates today.. written inside in a lovely yr 3 scrawl is...

"Jamie, don't be rough with your sister mate! love from K... "

now THAT'S a 'peace on earth' Christmas message if ever I heard one!!