Sensitive Aussie bloke...

[robmoore]

John, Tony and Malcolm are working on a really high building. Caught off guard by a big gust of wind, John falls off and is killed instantly. As the body is being taken away Malcolm says to Tony, “How about you go to the house and break the news to his wife. Surely you can be a bit more sensitive about this than the police would be”.

A couple of hours later, Tony returns with a six pack under his arm. Malcolm says “You were supposed to be going to break the sad news... not to go to the pub”.

“She gave it to me” says Tony.

“Bull...t!” says Malcolm. “Why would she do that?”

“Well she did! I knocked on the door. When she answered I said – You must be John’s widow. She said 'I’m not a widow' – so I said – You wanna bet a six pack on that...”

[TomMcDonald]

[Gringa Bows]