a joke about journalists

[looseplucker]

Well known conservative tabloid columnists Piers Akerman and Andrew Bolt went on a road trip around rural Victoria and NSW. To fit in they dressed the part, RM Williams, moleskins, Akubras etc – and for authenticity drove around in a ute with a kelpie in the back.

Anyhow, they fetched up in a small town and made their way to the veranda of the local pub. All very pleasant – sitting having a couple of sherbets and yarning – but they notice a parade of people walking by their ute and looking at the kelpie’s rear end and moving on. This goes on for an hour or so.

Eventually Bolt says "Hey Piers, what do you think it is with all these folk checking out the dog’s backside?". Akerman doesn't know so asks the publican what is going on.

"It’s OK mate" said the publican - "there's just this rumour going around town there’s a kelpie down the pub with 2 a*seholes"

[robmoore]

Good one!!

Bob

[TomMcDonald]

John, isn't there a ruder and funnier version to this joke?

[looseplucker]

Well, ruder, in that you can use a different anatomical term and tell it about Tony Abbott and Joe Hockey.

[robmoore]

Well, ruder, in that you can use a different anatomical term and tell it about Tony Abbott and Joe Hockey.

Hmmm no further explanation needed...

Bob