MAKES ME PROUD TO BE AN AUSSIE
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- feral66
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MAKES ME PROUD TO BE AN AUSSIE
'Hello, is this the police?'
'Yes it is. How can we help you?'
'I'm calling to report about my neighbour, Wazza. He's hiding Cocaine inside his
firewood!'
'Thank you very much for the call.'
The next day, police officers descend on Wazza's house in great numbers.
They search the house and then go out to the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes,
they bust open every piece of firewood but they find no cocaine.
They swear at Wazza and leave.
The phone rings at Wazza's house. 'Hey, Wazz, Did the cops come?'
'Yeah!'
'Did they chop up your firewood?'
'Yep.'
'Happy Birthday, maaaaaaaaaate
'Yes it is. How can we help you?'
'I'm calling to report about my neighbour, Wazza. He's hiding Cocaine inside his
firewood!'
'Thank you very much for the call.'
The next day, police officers descend on Wazza's house in great numbers.
They search the house and then go out to the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes,
they bust open every piece of firewood but they find no cocaine.
They swear at Wazza and leave.
The phone rings at Wazza's house. 'Hey, Wazz, Did the cops come?'
'Yeah!'
'Did they chop up your firewood?'
'Yep.'
'Happy Birthday, maaaaaaaaaate
Re: MAKES ME PROUD TO BE AN AUSSIE
34 views and no replies ,, I am amazed .
That was bloody funny dude
That was bloody funny dude
- Gringa Bows
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Re: MAKES ME PROUD TO BE AN AUSSIE
just read that one,got a giggle ............................Rod
Re: MAKES ME PROUD TO BE AN AUSSIE
that was a real good Aussie joke
- TomMcDonald
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Re: MAKES ME PROUD TO BE AN AUSSIE
'They swear at Wazza and leave'