Sorry Mick, couldnt help but think this would be something you'd come up with
A Couple lived near the ocean and used to walk the beach a lot. One summer they noticed a girl who was at the beach almost every day. She wasn't unusual, nor was the travel bag she carried, except for one thing; she would approach people who were sitting on the beach, glance around and then speak to them..
Generally, the people would respond negatively and she would wander off. But occasionally someone would nod and there would be a quick exchange of money and something that she carried in her bag.
The couple assumed that she was selling drugs and debated calling the cops, but since they didn't know
for sure, they decided to just continue watching her.
After a couple of weeks the wife said, "Honey, have you ever noticed that she only goes up to people with boom boxes and other electronic devices?"
He hadn't and said so.
Then she said, "Tomorrow I want you to get a towel and our big radio and go lie out on the beach. Then we can find out what she's really doing."
Well, the plan went off without a hitch and the wife was almost hopping up & down with anticipation when she saw the girl talk to her husband and then leave.
The man then walked up the beach and met his wife at the road.
"Well, Is she selling drugs?" she asked excitedly. "No, she's not," he said, enjoying this probably more
than he should have.
"Well, what is it then? What does she do ?" his wife fairly shrieked.
The man grinned and said, "She's a battery salesperson."
"Batteries?" cried the wife.
"Yes!" he replied.
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"She Sells C Cells by the Seashore!"
have a good day fella's
Girl at the beach... A Mick Smith joke..
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Girl at the beach... A Mick Smith joke..
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Re: Girl at the beach... A Mick Smith joke..
LOL good one
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Re: Girl at the beach... A Mick Smith joke..
Completely corny... but did put a smirk on my face...
All things considered; this is a game and you're not the winner.
Re: Girl at the beach... A Mick Smith joke..
remind me Jaydo
if we ever meet, to beat you to a pulp
Hue
if we ever meet, to beat you to a pulp
Hue
I can only be who I am
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Re: Girl at the beach... A Mick Smith joke..
Hi Jaydo
Actually mate, I've heard this one before. It's one of those jokes where you need to be able to duck quickly after delivering the punchline.
Mick
Actually mate, I've heard this one before. It's one of those jokes where you need to be able to duck quickly after delivering the punchline.
Mick
There is no use focusing on aiming if you don't execute the shot well enough to hit what your are aiming at.
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Re: Girl at the beach... A Mick Smith joke..
them wheels have been messin with your head Jayden
Re: Girl at the beach... A Mick Smith joke..
Glad you liked it fella's,
my Grandpa sent it to me, and i read it and thought, wow thats so bad, its going on the forum,
Nah Rod the wheels are good for you mate, and im still shooting stick and string as well
my Grandpa sent it to me, and i read it and thought, wow thats so bad, its going on the forum,
Nah Rod the wheels are good for you mate, and im still shooting stick and string as well
A smile is priceless, yet can make so much difference