HOME SECURITY SYSTEM

Got a joke too good to keep to yourself? This is where to put it. While all the other Campfires are expected to be reasonably 'serious' in nature, this is where we let our hair down.

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stringnstik
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HOME SECURITY SYSTEM

#1 Post by stringnstik » Tue Jun 23, 2009 7:58 am

HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM

1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.

2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine.

3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.

4. Leave a note on your door that reads:

Bubba,

Bertha, Duke, Slim, & I went for more ammo and beer.

Be back in an hour.

Don't mess with the pit bulls; they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up bad.

I don't think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell from all the blood.

Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house.

Better wait outside.

Be right back.

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Re: HOME SECURITY SYSTEM

#2 Post by DylanK » Tue Jun 23, 2009 8:10 pm

Ingenious!
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Re: HOME SECURITY SYSTEM

#3 Post by ichiban » Mon Jun 29, 2009 10:45 am

haha nice since i got my car stolen i thought to my self hmmmm pay money for a car alarm or turn the raido up full ball then i turn of the car. Brilliant
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