Pirate humor....
A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said,
'Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible.'
'What do you mean?' said the pirate, 'I feel fine.'
Bartender, 'What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before.'
Pirate, 'Well, we were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine now.'
Bartender, 'Well, OK, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?'
Pirate, 'We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook. I'm fine, really.'
Bartender, 'What about that eye patch?'
Pirate, 'Oh, one day we were at sea and a flock of seagulls flew over. I looked up and one of them crapped in my eye.'
'You're kidding,' said the bartender, 'you lost an eye just from bird crap?'
Pirate, 'It was my first day with the hook.'
Pirate humor
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Pirate humor
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Re: Pirate humor
Thanks, Mick! That's a smile-maker, that one!
It's the great, big, broad land 'way up yonder,
It's the forests where silence has lease;
It's the beauty that thrills me with wonder,
It's the stillness that fills me with peace.
It's the forests where silence has lease;
It's the beauty that thrills me with wonder,
It's the stillness that fills me with peace.
Re: Pirate humor
Very good, been a while since I heard a new joke.
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