Little girl on a plane

Got a joke too good to keep to yourself? This is where to put it. While all the other Campfires are expected to be reasonably 'serious' in nature, this is where we let our hair down.

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Little girl on a plane

#1 Post by Roadie » Mon Mar 30, 2009 8:21 pm

A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, Lets Talk.
I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger;

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?'
'Oh, I don't know',said the stranger. 'How about nuclear power?' and he smiles'
OK, she said. That could be an interesting topic.

But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff- grass-, Yet a deer excreates little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?.

The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea'.
To which the little girl replies, Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know ****.

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#2 Post by outbackarcher » Mon Mar 30, 2009 8:24 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
good one mate :lol: :lol:

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#3 Post by pdccr » Mon Mar 30, 2009 8:27 pm

Haha :lol:
Cheers, Toby

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#4 Post by Gringa Bows » Mon Mar 30, 2009 8:36 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :mrgreen:

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