Morning Loving

Got a joke too good to keep to yourself? This is where to put it. While all the other Campfires are expected to be reasonably 'serious' in nature, this is where we let our hair down.

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Morning Loving

#1 Post by Roadie » Thu Mar 12, 2009 9:44 pm

She was standing in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast, wearing only the T-shirt that she normanlly slept in.
As I walked in almost a wake, she turned and said softly, you've got to make love to me this very moment,
My eyes lit up and I thought, I'm either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day.
Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table.
Afterwards she said, "thanks", and returned to the stove, her T-shirt still around her neck;
A little puzzeled, I asked, "What was that all about?"
She explained, "THE EGG TIMER'S BROKEN

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