An Attorney arrived home late after a very tough day trying to get a stay of execution for a client who was due to be hanged for murder at midnight
His last minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed and he was feeling worn out and depressed.
As soon as he walked through the door at home,his wife started on him about what time of night to be getting home is this?
Where have you been? Dinner is cold,and I'm not reheating it and on and on she went.
Too shattered to play his usual role in this familiar ritual, he went and poured himself a whisky and headed off for a long hot soak in the bathtub, pursed by the predictable sarcastic remarks as he drug himself up the stairs. While he was in the bath, the phone rang.
The wife answered and was told that her husband's client, James Wright had benn granted a stay of execution after all. Wright would not be hanged tonight
Finally realizing what a terrible day he must have had, she decided to go upstairs and give him the good news.
As she opened the bathroom door, she was greeted by the sight of her husband, bent over naked, drying his legs and feet'
"THEY'RE not hanging Wright tonight," She said
To which he whirled around and said, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WOMAN,DON'T YOU EVER STOP?!
The Stay
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