pommy joke

[Shrek]

During the world Rugby cup,a Pom and his little dog walk into a pub to watch England V Wales on the pubs big screen.The pub manager tells him no dogs allowed.The pom says that his dog is brilliant and can do amazing tricks,the manager is then told by all the Rugby crowd to let the dog stay and he relents.England get a penalty strait up and of course Wilkinson converts it.The dog jumps up on to the bar and dances up and back along the bar barking Rule Brittania.The crowd is rapped,a big assie asks the pom that is really good , what does he do if you clowns score a try?I don't know says the pom.I've only had him 5 years.