How blonde was she?

[Mick Smith]

She was Soooooooo Blonde .
* She thought a quarterback was a refund.
* She thought General Motors was in the army.
* She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
* She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
* At the bottom of an application where it says "Sign here:" she wrote "Sagittarius."

She Was Soo oooooooooooo Blonde...
* She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
* She sent a fax with a stamp on it.
* Under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics."

She was Sooooooooooooooooo Blonde...
* She tripped over a cordless phone.
* She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said "Concentrate."
* She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK."
* She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

She was Soooooooooooooooooooo Blonde...
* She studied for a blood test.
* She sold the car for gas money.
* When she missed bus #44 she took bus #22 twice instead.
* When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said, "Airport Left," she turned around and went home.

She Was Sooooooooooooooooooooo Blonde...
* When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
* She thought if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
* She thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening.
* She had a shirt that said "TGIF," which she thought stood for "This Goes In Front."

She is sooooooooooooooooo Blonde...
She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company .

[Blinkybill]

Hahahaha They are good blonde jokes.
Thanks Mick!

Ben

[Bandsaw]

Funny stuff mate!!

[Antonio]

My Ex Girlfriend did not have any of those characteristics you describe and she was Blond .
She was intelligent she was smart .
She was sexy and fun .and when I was around here she used to make me feel good.
Dont let Hillary Clinton read this thread.



Now having said that I feel like this song is about me

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7f_HsjpSVaI