Got a ROLEX

Got a joke too good to keep to yourself? This is where to put it. While all the other Campfires are expected to be reasonably 'serious' in nature, this is where we let our hair down.

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Troppo Sticks
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Got a ROLEX

#1 Post by Troppo Sticks » Mon Feb 26, 2007 9:01 pm

This bloke was fishing on a reef out of Darwin harbour, and to bring fish around he fed them a bit of burly. Whilst dishing it out a big cod rose to the side of the boat. Our old mate reached over to touch this magnificent fish and in doing so his very expensive Rolex struck against the edge of boat and was torn loose from his wrist and it fell into the drink. Dumfounded he watched his watch sinking to the bottom and you wouldn’t believe it that big sun of god picked up that shimmering watch and swallowed it and then disappeared into the deep. A couple of hours were spent trying to catch this cod but no luck. A week later our old mate was out at the same reef and yes, that same old cod was there and it wasn’t long before he was flapping around on deck. It was time to gut the fish the knife slithered along the cods belly and guess what! You are not going to believe this! He didn’t find his Rolex watch.

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#2 Post by ET » Wed Feb 28, 2007 4:21 pm

bugger

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