Two nuns, Sister Jane and Sister Margaret were out driving one night, when suddenly a Vampire leapt from the bushes onto the bonnet of their car, evilly hissing at them through the windscreen.
"What shall I do?" yelled Sister Margaret.
"Switch on the windscreen wipers" yelled Sister Jane..so she did, but the vampire remained on the windscreen..
"Now what?" yelled Sister Margaret..."Use your windscreen squirters" yelled Sister Jane. "I filled it up with holy water before"..
but the vampire remained..."Now what?" yelled Sister Margaret..
Sister Jane says "Show him your cross!"..so Sister Margaret leans out the window and shouts "Get the **** off our car!!!"
Two Nuns
Got a joke too good to keep to yourself? This is where to put it. While all the other Campfires are expected to be reasonably 'serious' in nature, this is where we let our hair down.
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