nursing home

Got a joke too good to keep to yourself? This is where to put it. While all the other Campfires are expected to be reasonably 'serious' in nature, this is where we let our hair down.

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bigfella
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nursing home

#1 Post by bigfella » Sun Oct 11, 2015 9:00 am

Fred and Bill were in a nursing home and all they did was play cards, all day every day
Their wives , Mavis and Jan were sick of it totally sick of being ignored
One day Mavis said to Jan , " I've had enough of this lets do something about it "
'' Like what says Jan ''
" I'm going to strip off my clothes and walk past them and get them to notice me says Mavis ''
So Mavis strips off and walks up and down past Fred and Bill

'' Was that Mavis walking past '' said Fred
'' I think so '' said Bill
'' What was she wearing asks Fred
'' I dunno said Bill but it sure needs ironing

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Re: nursing home

#2 Post by bigbob » Sun Oct 11, 2015 6:00 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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