Two drunk Irishmen...

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Two drunk Irishmen...

#1 Post by davethepom » Tue Mar 10, 2015 6:36 pm

...couldn't afford the taxi fare home and had missed the last bus. The pub where they had been drinking was right next to the bus depot, and one had the bright idea of stealing a bus to get home!

Mick was on watch, and Paddy went in to steal a bus. Half an hour went by and Mick decided to see what was going on. He called out "Paddy, what's taking so long?" Paddy replied "I can't find the number 91."

Mick yelled "You're so thick, Paddy! Pinch the number 14 and we'll walk from the roundabout!"


G'day everyone. This is my first post on the forum and I thought it was appropriate to break the ice with a joke (debatable!), before wading in with multiple questions. :biggrin:

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Re: Two drunk Irishmen...

#2 Post by kerry » Tue Mar 10, 2015 6:48 pm

Welcome to the forum Dave ,some very knowledgeable girls and guys on here . :liar:
Life is not a fairy tale,if you lose a shoe at midnight , you're drunk.

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#3 Post by greybeard » Tue Mar 10, 2015 6:49 pm

Welcome to Ozbow Dave, is there a particular aspect of archery that interests you.

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Re: Two drunk Irishmen...

#4 Post by davethepom » Tue Mar 10, 2015 7:03 pm

greybeard wrote:Welcome to Ozbow Dave, is there a particular aspect of archery that interests you.

Daryl.
Thanks for the welcome fellas!

Yes, there is; instinctive archery has grabbed me! I started with guns (38 years ago), got a sighted compound bow around a year and a half ago, then made the 'mistake' :lol: of trying a recurve. I've been at it for 9 months, or so, and am starting to get somewhere with it.

My recurve guru is on here, and asked a string making question on my behalf. I thought I'd better join up and see what goes on.

I'll get onto the questions tomorrow...just thought I'd say g'day first.

Cheers,

Dave.

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Re: Two drunk Irishmen...

#5 Post by Outbackdad » Tue Mar 10, 2015 7:11 pm

Welcome to Ozbow.
Hope we can help you with information, there is lots of it here.

Eddie

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#6 Post by davethepom » Tue Mar 10, 2015 7:14 pm

Outbackdad wrote:Welcome to Ozbow.
Hope we can help you with information, there is lots of it here.

Eddie
Thanks, Eddie. It's a serious addiction that I seem to have!

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Re: Two drunk Irishmen...

#7 Post by kerry » Tue Mar 10, 2015 7:47 pm

davethepom wrote:
Outbackdad wrote:Welcome to Ozbow.
Hope we can help you with information, there is lots of it here.

Eddie
Thanks, Eddie. It's a serious addiction that I seem to have!

A.A. could be worth a try mate ,I have their number on speed dial if you want it.
Life is not a fairy tale,if you lose a shoe at midnight , you're drunk.

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Re: Two drunk Irishmen...

#8 Post by davethepom » Tue Mar 10, 2015 8:36 pm

kerry wrote:
davethepom wrote:
Outbackdad wrote:Welcome to Ozbow.
Hope we can help you with information, there is lots of it here.

Eddie
Thanks, Eddie. It's a serious addiction that I seem to have!

A.A. could be worth a try mate ,I have their number on speed dial if you want it.
Nice! :biggrin: That's one back to you...bring on next Saturday!

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