A man and his wife walked into a dentist's office.

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A man and his wife walked into a dentist's office.

#1 Post by greybeard » Sat Jan 31, 2015 11:53 am

A man and his wife walked into a dentist's office.

The man said to the dentist, "Doc, I'm in one heck of a hurry I have two buddies sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play golf, so forget about the anaesthetic, I don't have time for the gums to get numb.

I just want you to pull the tooth, and be done with it! We have a 10:00 AM tee time at the best golf course in town and its 9:30 already... I don't have time to wait for the anaesthetic to work!'

The dentist thought to himself, "My goodness, this is surely a very brave man asking to have his tooth pulled without using anything to kill the pain." So the dentist asks him, "Which tooth is it sir?"

The man turned to his wife and said, "Open your mouth Love, and show him . . ."
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Re: A man and his wife walked into a dentist's office.

#2 Post by bigbob » Sun Feb 01, 2015 6:55 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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