Ozbow

Recently I was standing in line waiting to use an ATM. The old lady in front of me was having trouble and asked if I could help her to check her balance. So I pushed her over.

... and her handbag full of money was a bit heavy for her so you ran off with that too? Good to see decent, well-socialised folk on here!

morganp, I hope your tongue was in your cheek when you wrote that response as mine was when I posted the joke. If not, you need to remember this is the 'humour' section!