Two Kiwis

Got a joke too good to keep to yourself? This is where to put it. While all the other Campfires are expected to be reasonably 'serious' in nature, this is where we let our hair down.

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Two Kiwis

#1 Post by greybeard » Fri Apr 04, 2014 9:14 am

Trevor and Jeanette, are walking down a street in Bondi.

Trevor happens to look in one of the shop windows and sees a sign that catches his eye.

The sign said 'Suits $10.00 each, Shirts $4.00 each, Trousers $5.00 per pair'

Trevor says to his pal, ' Jeanette, look! We could buy a whole lot of those, and whin we get beck to InZid, we could make a fortune". "Now whin we go unto the shop, you be quiet, okay?

Just lit me do all the talking cause uf they hear our accint, they might not be nice to us. I'll speak in my bist Aussie accint."

'No worries, smiled Jeanette, I'll keep my mouth shut.' They go in and Trevor says, 'I'll take fufty suits et $10.00 each, 100 shirts et $4.00 each, and fufty pairs of trousers et $5.00 each.

I'll beck up my truck and...' The owner of the shop interrupts, 'You're from New Zealand, aren't you?'

'Well... Yis,' says a surprised Trevor. 'How the hill dud you know thet?'

The owner says, 'This is a dry cleaners!'
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Re: Two Kiwis

#2 Post by Scrub Bull » Fri Apr 04, 2014 9:22 am

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Re: Two Kiwis

#3 Post by bigbob » Fri Apr 04, 2014 12:13 pm

:lol: X 50
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#4 Post by matt61 » Fri Apr 04, 2014 5:53 pm

Thet,s choice bro ,sweet as :lol:

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#5 Post by hardgainer » Mon Apr 07, 2014 11:51 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: bloody good eh ........

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Re: Two Kiwis

#6 Post by Gringa Bows » Fri Apr 11, 2014 7:56 pm

:biggrin: :biggrin:

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