Life just gets better as you get older doesn't it?

Got a joke too good to keep to yourself? This is where to put it. While all the other Campfires are expected to be reasonably 'serious' in nature, this is where we let our hair down.

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Life just gets better as you get older doesn't it?

#1 Post by greybeard » Sat Mar 29, 2014 5:41 pm

I was in a Coffee shop recently when my stomach started rumbling and I realized that I desperately needed to break wind.

The place was packed but the music was really loud so to get relief and reduce embarrassment I timed my farts to the beat of the music.

After a couple of songs I started to feel much better. I finished my coffee and noticed that everyone was staring at me.

I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my IPod.

This is what happens when old people start using technology.
"And you must not stick for a groat or twelvepence more than another man would give, if it be a good bow.
For a good bow twice paid for, is better than an ill bow once broken.
[Ascham]

“If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign?” [Einstein]

I am old enough to make my own decisions....Just not young enough to remember what I decided!....

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#2 Post by bigbob » Sat Mar 29, 2014 6:32 pm

:wink: :surprised: :shock: :mrgreen: :lol:
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#3 Post by little arrows » Sat Mar 29, 2014 7:52 pm

oh deary me :lol: :lol:

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#4 Post by morganp » Sat Mar 29, 2014 7:57 pm

Cracked me up!
I hope that is a true story! Please, please, tell me it is and the world will be a better place.

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#5 Post by Gringa Bows » Fri Apr 11, 2014 8:06 pm

:lol: :lol:

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