I was in a Coffee shop recently when my stomach started rumbling and I realized that I desperately needed to break wind.
The place was packed but the music was really loud so to get relief and reduce embarrassment I timed my farts to the beat of the music.
After a couple of songs I started to feel much better. I finished my coffee and noticed that everyone was staring at me.
I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my IPod.
This is what happens when old people start using technology.
Life just gets better as you get older doesn't it?
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Life just gets better as you get older doesn't it?
"And you must not stick for a groat or twelvepence more than another man would give, if it be a good bow.
For a good bow twice paid for, is better than an ill bow once broken. [Ascham]
“If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign?” [Einstein]
I am old enough to make my own decisions....Just not young enough to remember what I decided!....
For a good bow twice paid for, is better than an ill bow once broken. [Ascham]
“If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign?” [Einstein]
I am old enough to make my own decisions....Just not young enough to remember what I decided!....
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Re: Life just gets better as you get older doesn't it?
Cracked me up!
I hope that is a true story! Please, please, tell me it is and the world will be a better place.
I hope that is a true story! Please, please, tell me it is and the world will be a better place.
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