Ebay Black Widow - description scares me!

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Ebay Black Widow - description scares me!

#1 Post by ozlongbow » Mon Aug 23, 2004 2:46 pm

Hey not sure if this is humour or just me (shut up Buford) but it said ...

CUSTOM MADE BLACK WIDOW MAII GRAYBARK TAKEDOWN RECURVE. USED MAYBE 5 HOURS BEFORE OWNER TOTALLY DISABLED. LEFT-HAND MODEL. 54LB WEIGHT AT 28" DRAW. SIGHT, STABILIZER AND CUSHION INSERTS. INCLUDES 2 DOZEN 2216 XX75 ARROWS(12 ORANGE,12 CAMO), FLEMISH-TWIST FAST FLIGHT STRING AND BOW STRINGER , INSTRUCTION MANUAL. SERIAL # 6990. EMAIL ME FOR BETTER PICS.

What th?????
I don't think I want to know. A Black Widow Maker? See what happens when you make a bow out of matchsticks (the last comment brought to you by Jeff hahahha)

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#2 Post by erron » Mon Aug 23, 2004 2:56 pm

Yeah, according to Jeff just owning one's a disability. :shock:

Seriously, bummer for the archer, whatever it was caused this.

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#3 Post by ozlongbow » Mon Aug 23, 2004 3:01 pm

Poses more questions than it answers for me. Did it happen using the bow? He fell out a tree stand? What happened?
Maybe its just the curious journo side of me.

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#4 Post by Stickbow Hunter » Mon Aug 23, 2004 3:33 pm

I'd say the Ol' glued up matchsticks has stayed together since it is for sale - hey only 5 hours old remember. Sadly something serious happened to its owner but the way it is worded sure is humorous.
Yeah, according to Jeff just owning one's a disability.
Al's a good example now isn't he - no shooting for how long? :shock:

Did I say that? :lol:

Cletus told me to. :wink:

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#5 Post by Buford » Tue Aug 24, 2004 5:16 pm

Stickbow Hunter wrote: Al's a good example now isn't he - no shooting for how long? :shock:

Did I say that? :lol:

Cletus told me to. :wink:

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see cletus, told you i'd turn everyone against ya! :P

Jeff,
i'm so proud right now :lol:


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