Aussie Bloke are sensitive!

Got a joke too good to keep to yourself? This is where to put it. While all the other Campfires are expected to be reasonably 'serious' in nature, this is where we let our hair down.

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Aussie Bloke are sensitive!

#1 Post by rodlonq » Thu Mar 21, 2013 5:53 pm

Three Aussie blokes working up on an outback mobile phone tower:
Mongrel, Coot and Bluey.

As they start their descent, Coot slips, falls off the tower and is killed instantly.
As the ambulance takes the body away, Bluey says, 'Well, bugger me, someone's gotta go and tell Coot's wife.

Mongrel says, 'OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it.'
Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Beer.

Bluey says, 'Where'd you get the grog, Mongrel?'
'Coot's wife gave it to me,' Mongrel replies.
'That's unbelievable, you told the Missus her husband was dead and she gave you a case of beer?'
'Well, not exactly', Mongrel says.

'When she answered the door, I said to her, "you must be Coot's widow."
She said, 'You must be mistaken. I'm not a widow.'

Then I said, 'I'll betcha a case of beer you are.'

Aussie blokes are good at that sensitive stuff.

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Re: Aussie Bloke are sensitive!

#2 Post by hazard » Thu Mar 21, 2013 5:57 pm

Fair Call!

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Re: Aussie Bloke are sensitive!

#3 Post by kerry » Thu Mar 21, 2013 6:26 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Aussie Bloke are sensitive!

#4 Post by Roadie » Thu Mar 21, 2013 6:35 pm

Yep, you sure are right, We blokes are a sensitive Lot. Cheers Roadie.

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