Sherrif walks into the saloon

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Sherrif walks into the saloon

#1 Post by longbow steve » Sat Feb 23, 2013 10:37 am

Town Sherrif walks into the saloon and tells the the Bar Keep he's lookin for the Paperbag Bandit and has he seen him?
The Bar Keep says he doesn't know, what's he look like.
The Sherrif says he wears a hat made out of paper bags, his shirt is made of paper bags, his duds are made of paper bags and his boots are made of paper bags.
The Bar Keep says he hasn't seen anyone like that but will keep an eye out.
The Sherrif turns to walk out when the Bar Keep asks what you after this Paperbag Bandit for? The Sherrif looks back and says, Rustlin'!
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#2 Post by Gringa Bows » Sat Feb 23, 2013 10:41 am

:lol: :lol: :shock:
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#3 Post by Buranurra » Sat Feb 23, 2013 12:15 pm

so bad, it made me laugh :lol:

a bit like, what do you call a man who sleeps under leaves? - Russell
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#4 Post by Stickbow Hunter » Sat Feb 23, 2013 1:51 pm

Now that is bad. :surprised: :mrgreen:

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#5 Post by AndyD » Sat Feb 23, 2013 3:10 pm

Fantastic.
Off to torture the girls with this one now :)
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#6 Post by robmoore » Sun Feb 24, 2013 4:46 am

:lol:
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#7 Post by kerry » Mon Feb 25, 2013 9:53 am

Buranurra wrote:so bad, it made me laugh :lol:

a bit like, what do you call a man who sleeps under leaves? - Russell


almost as bad as ,what do you call a bloke who keeps rabbits up his nose ? warren
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#8 Post by discord » Mon Feb 25, 2013 10:23 am

or,
what do you call a woman with one leg? ilene.
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