The local policeman is in his hiding spot near the local pub late on Saturday night waiting to catch a few drink drivers.
He see's an obviously drunk man stagger out of the pub just before closing time,the man staggers and sways down the street trying his keys in every car door he comes to,eventually his key opens a cars door that is parked at the end of the street at the corner and he jumps in and takes of round the corner.The policeman hits lights and siren's and catches him
a couple of Km's down the road and puts him on the breatherlizer,the reading is 0.0 that can't be right and doe's it again
0.0 again, he ask the man whats going on,the man replies it was my turn to be designated bait officer . The policeman
races back into town and there is not a car left parked in the street in front of the pub.
Matt
Drink Driver
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Re: Drink Driver
Gold!
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Re: Drink Driver
An oldie but a goodie!!!
Jeff
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