Drink Driver

Got a joke too good to keep to yourself? This is where to put it. While all the other Campfires are expected to be reasonably 'serious' in nature, this is where we let our hair down.

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matt61
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Drink Driver

#1 Post by matt61 » Thu Feb 14, 2013 3:45 pm

The local policeman is in his hiding spot near the local pub late on Saturday night waiting to catch a few drink drivers.
He see's an obviously drunk man stagger out of the pub just before closing time,the man staggers and sways down the street trying his keys in every car door he comes to,eventually his key opens a cars door that is parked at the end of the street at the corner and he jumps in and takes of round the corner.The policeman hits lights and siren's and catches him
a couple of Km's down the road and puts him on the breatherlizer,the reading is 0.0 that can't be right and doe's it again
0.0 again, he ask the man whats going on,the man replies it was my turn to be designated bait officer :lol:. The policeman
races back into town and there is not a car left parked in the street in front of the pub.
Matt

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Re: Drink Driver

#2 Post by bigbob » Thu Feb 14, 2013 5:07 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :mrgreen:
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#3 Post by hazard » Thu Feb 14, 2013 5:18 pm

Gold! :lol: :lol:
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#4 Post by Stickbow Hunter » Thu Feb 14, 2013 8:33 pm

An oldie but a goodie!!! :lol:

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