Grass

Got a joke too good to keep to yourself? This is where to put it. While all the other Campfires are expected to be reasonably 'serious' in nature, this is where we let our hair down.

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Jeffro
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Grass

#1 Post by Jeffro » Sun Jan 27, 2013 6:25 am

This very rich lawyer was driving along in his Aston Martin when he sees 2 blokes on the side of the road crouching down eating grass.
He pulls over and asks them what they are doing and one replies,
We've got no money and were flipping starving,

The lawyer says oh thats no good why dont you come back to my place,we have a huge house and heaps of food!

One of the blokes goes thats very nice of you but I have a wife and 2 kids.

The lawyer says ...Bring em no problem.

I have a wife and 2 kids aswell the other exclaims

The lawyer replies..not a worry bring them all

"We havent mowed the lawn for 6 months"
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Buranurra
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#2 Post by Buranurra » Sun Jan 27, 2013 11:14 am

:lol: nice one!
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#3 Post by Gringa Bows » Sun Jan 27, 2013 12:16 pm

:lol:
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Re: Grass

#4 Post by looseplucker » Mon Feb 04, 2013 12:22 pm

Noice.
Are you well informed or is your news limited?
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