A quick one

Got a joke too good to keep to yourself? This is where to put it. While all the other Campfires are expected to be reasonably 'serious' in nature, this is where we let our hair down.

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Jeffro
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A quick one

#1 Post by Jeffro » Wed Jan 02, 2013 11:24 am

This bloke was at a servo getting petrol and he got it all over his shirt
When he drove off he's lit up a ciggy and his sleeve caught on fire
anyway the coppers have pulled him over.

Ended up doing him for an unlicensed fire arm :biggrin:
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Re: A quick one

#2 Post by longbow steve » Wed Jan 02, 2013 11:45 am

http://www.ozbow.net/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=15&t=12465 :lol:
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Re: A quick one

#3 Post by Stickbow Hunter » Wed Jan 02, 2013 12:08 pm

Seems like your memory is getting like mine Jeffro. :mrgreen:

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Re: A quick one

#4 Post by Jeffro » Wed Jan 02, 2013 3:35 pm

Damm


ok ill try again


this woman goes to a pscychiatrist and says she thinks she's a nymphomaniac

doc says I think I can help you with that but I must warn you its not cheap I charge $80 an hour for my services

The woman replies "how much for the whole night"


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Re: A quick one

#5 Post by Guy Layton » Wed Jan 02, 2013 5:36 pm

:lol: ... 8)
The broadhead used, regardless of how sharp, is no where as important as being able to place it in the correct spot....!
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