Remember that jewellery shop...

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Remember that jewellery shop...

#1 Post by robmoore » Fri Dec 07, 2012 1:13 pm

A couple were Christmas shopping on Christmas Eve and the whole place was heaving, packed with other last minute shoppers.

Walking through the shopping centre the surprised wife looked up from a window display and realised that her husband was nowhere to be seen. She knew they had lots still to do and she became very annoyed. She rummaged in her handbag, found her mobile phone then used it to call her husband to ask him where he was.

The husband in a calm voice replied: "Darling, you remember the jewellery shop we went into five years ago, where you fell in love with that diamond necklace that we could not afford and I told you that one day I would get it for you...?"

His wife's eyes filled with tears of emotion, she began to cry softly and stifling a sob she whispered:"Yes, I remember that jewellery shop..."

"Well," he said, "I'm in the pub next to it!"

(from Wesprint's Friday Five)

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#2 Post by Stickbow Hunter » Fri Dec 07, 2012 1:57 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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#3 Post by hazard » Fri Dec 07, 2012 4:11 pm

I'll drink to that!
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#4 Post by Gringa Bows » Fri Dec 07, 2012 4:14 pm

:lol: :lol:

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#5 Post by little arrows » Fri Dec 07, 2012 7:31 pm

best place to be around Christmas, saves competing with all the manic shoppers.
I'll drink to that. :biggrin:

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#6 Post by rodlonq » Fri Dec 07, 2012 10:49 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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