Robot lie detector

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Gringa Bows
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Robot lie detector

#1 Post by Gringa Bows » Fri Sep 21, 2012 2:06 pm

Dad buys a lie detector robot which slaps people when they lie.He tests it at dinner.

"Son, where were you today?"Son says
"at school dad." Robot slaps son!
"Ok, i watched a dvd at my mates!"
"What dvd?"
"Toy story." Robot slaps son again!
"Ok, it was a porno" cries the son.
"What! When I was your age I didn't know what porn was" says dad. Robot slaps dad!
Mum laughs "HaHa! He's certainly your son." Robot slaps The mum...!!
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Re: Robot lie detector

#2 Post by Bill » Fri Sep 21, 2012 4:18 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: I wonder how many of us would like one: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Robot lie detector

#3 Post by Roadie » Fri Sep 21, 2012 4:33 pm

I like, good one Rod. Cheers Roadie.
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#4 Post by WOLF » Mon Sep 24, 2012 4:52 pm

Love it :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Robot lie detector

#5 Post by rmcpb » Tue Sep 25, 2012 10:51 am

:lol:
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Re: Robot lie detector

#6 Post by flyne » Tue Sep 25, 2012 1:51 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Robot lie detector

#7 Post by bigbob » Tue Sep 25, 2012 3:59 pm

:shock: :shock: :shock: :surprised: :surprised: :surprised: :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
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