Balance

[hazard]

God was missing for six days.
Eventually, Michael, the archangel, found him,
resting on the seventh day.

He inquired, --- "Where have you been?"

God smiled deeply and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds,

---- "Look, Michael. Look what I've made."

Archangel Michael looked puzzled, and said,
---- "What is it?"

"It's a planet," --- replied God,
--- and I've put life on it.
I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a place to test
'Balance.'"

"Balance?" --- inquired Michael,
---- "I'm still confused."

God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth.
"For example,
northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth,
while southern Europe is going to be poor.
Over here I've placed a continent of white people,
and over there is a continent of black people.
Balance in all things..."

God continued pointing to different countries. ---
"This one will be extremely hot,
while this one will be very cold and covered in ice."

The Archangel, impressed by God's work,
then pointed to a land area and said,
--- "What's that one?"

"That's 'Australia', the most glorious place on earth.
There are beautiful trees and gardens, a beautiful river,
and days filled with sunshine.
The people from 'Australia' are going to be handsome,
modest, intelligent, and humorous,
and they are going to travel the world.
They will be extremely sociable,
hardworking, high achieving, carriers of peace,
and producers of good things."

Michael gasped in wonder and admiration,
but then asked, ---
"But what about balance, God? You said there would be 'balance.'"

God smiled, ---
Then, "I will create Canberra
Wait till you see the idiots - I'll put there."...............

[Roadie]

Great, What more can one Say. The IDIOTS are in that big building. the rest are OK. Cheers Roadie.

[flyne]

[kerry]

oh so true

[looseplucker]

Great, What more can one Say. The IDIOTS are in that big building. the rest are OK. Cheers Roadie.

Thanks Roadie - and the overwhelming number of the idiots that go into the big house are from outside Canberra. Why do you send your garbage to my beautiful city? It upsets the kelpies.

[rmcpb]

That one would be REALLY funny if it wasn't so true

[Bent Stick]

Yep that's a gotcha alright

[looseplucker]

As I said - you lot outside Canberra stop polluting an otherwise lovely city with the ambitious effluent from your own corners of Oz.

[Roadie]

LP, I thought the Kelpies would enjoy some fun, because sure as Hell the rest of us is'nt having any, thats why we sent them. Time for a coffee Yet. Cheers Roadie.

[Gringa Bows]

[JoeLethbridge]

Tru dat