This bloke....

Got a joke too good to keep to yourself? This is where to put it. While all the other Campfires are expected to be reasonably 'serious' in nature, this is where we let our hair down.

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Jeffro
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This bloke....

#1 Post by Jeffro » Thu May 03, 2012 4:37 pm

This bloke was getting petrol and he got it all over his shirt

Then he's lit up a ciggy in the car and his sleeve caught on fire

anyway the coppers have pulled him over

ended up doing him for an unlicensed fire arm :lol:
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#2 Post by looseplucker » Thu May 03, 2012 4:39 pm

Well his brother reported to the police there was a hole in the fence at a Nudist Colony and the police advised they would look into it.

And not forgetting that their cousin broke into the local cop shop and nicked all the dunny seats. A police spokesperson said they didnt have a thing to go on.
Are you well informed or is your news limited?
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Re: This bloke....

#3 Post by Nephew » Sun May 06, 2012 8:57 pm

:lol: to both of you! :lol:
Lately, if life were treating me any better, I'd be suspicious of it's motives!
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Re: This bloke....

#4 Post by flyne » Mon May 07, 2012 10:37 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: :biggrin:
good judgement comes from experience and experience comes from poor judgement
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Re: This bloke....

#5 Post by Gringa Bows » Mon May 07, 2012 11:24 am

:lol:
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