LEMON PICKER
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LEMON PICKER
Sally McMillan from NSW decided to take one of the jobs that Australians are just not willing to do.
When she applied for a job in a Griffith lemon grove, she seemed to be far too qualified for the job. She had a liberal arts degree from the University of Canberra and had worked both as a social worker and as a school teacher.
The foreman frowned and said, "I have to ask you, have you had any actual experience in picking lemons?"
"Well, as a matter of fact, I have, she responded.
I've been divorced three times, owned 2 Mitsubishi's and I voted for Julia!"
When she applied for a job in a Griffith lemon grove, she seemed to be far too qualified for the job. She had a liberal arts degree from the University of Canberra and had worked both as a social worker and as a school teacher.
The foreman frowned and said, "I have to ask you, have you had any actual experience in picking lemons?"
"Well, as a matter of fact, I have, she responded.
I've been divorced three times, owned 2 Mitsubishi's and I voted for Julia!"
"And you must not stick for a groat or twelvepence more than another man would give, if it be a good bow.
For a good bow twice paid for, is better than an ill bow once broken. [Ascham]
“If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign?” [Einstein]
I am old enough to make my own decisions....Just not young enough to remember what I decided!....
For a good bow twice paid for, is better than an ill bow once broken. [Ascham]
“If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign?” [Einstein]
I am old enough to make my own decisions....Just not young enough to remember what I decided!....
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Re: LEMON PICKER
Half way through this post I knew where it was going....
Cheers Guy
Cheers Guy
The broadhead used, regardless of how sharp, is no where as important as being able to place it in the correct spot....!
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Re: LEMON PICKER
Lol gold
good judgement comes from experience and experience comes from poor judgement
Nothing is easy. That's why it's called hunting, and not killing
Nothing is easy. That's why it's called hunting, and not killing
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Re: LEMON PICKER
Hazard will just love this one.
Jeff
Re: LEMON PICKER
Not only hazard. Cheers Roadie.
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Re: LEMON PICKER
Politics is a game played by dishonest people to gain an unfair advantage!
Never under estimate the strength of a cornered coward.
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
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Never under estimate the strength of a cornered coward.
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
http://www.bowmanstaxidermy.com.au