LEMON PICKER

Got a joke too good to keep to yourself? This is where to put it. While all the other Campfires are expected to be reasonably 'serious' in nature, this is where we let our hair down.

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LEMON PICKER

#1 Post by greybeard » Fri Apr 13, 2012 6:40 pm

Sally McMillan from NSW decided to take one of the jobs that Australians are just not willing to do.

When she applied for a job in a Griffith lemon grove, she seemed to be far too qualified for the job. She had a liberal arts degree from the University of Canberra and had worked both as a social worker and as a school teacher.

The foreman frowned and said, "I have to ask you, have you had any actual experience in picking lemons?"

"Well, as a matter of fact, I have, she responded.

I've been divorced three times, owned 2 Mitsubishi's and I voted for Julia!"
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#2 Post by Guy Layton » Fri Apr 13, 2012 6:43 pm

:lol: Half way through this post I knew where it was going.... :lol: :lol:

Cheers Guy
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#3 Post by Gringa Bows » Fri Apr 13, 2012 6:49 pm

:lol: :biggrin:

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#4 Post by flyne » Fri Apr 13, 2012 7:17 pm

Lol gold :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
good judgement comes from experience and experience comes from poor judgement
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#5 Post by Stickbow Hunter » Fri Apr 13, 2012 7:22 pm

:lol:

Hazard will just love this one. :mrgreen:

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#6 Post by Roadie » Fri Apr 13, 2012 7:51 pm

Not only hazard. Cheers Roadie.

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#7 Post by Bent Stick » Fri Apr 13, 2012 8:13 pm

:lol: works for me
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#8 Post by hazard » Fri Apr 13, 2012 8:34 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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