Improvements to airport security...

Got a joke too good to keep to yourself? This is where to put it. While all the other Campfires are expected to be reasonably 'serious' in nature, this is where we let our hair down.

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Improvements to airport security...

#1 Post by robmoore » Thu Mar 22, 2012 8:54 am

It is believed that the Israelis are developing an airport security device that eliminates the privacy concerns that come with full-body scanners.
It is an armoured booth that passengers will need to step into. It will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on your person.
Israel sees this as a win-win situation for everyone, with none of the present nonsense about racial profiling or invasion of privacy.
It will also eliminate the costs of long and expensive trials.
Just imagine that you're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion.
Shortly thereafter, an announcement:

"Attention all stand-by passengers, a seat has just become available on flight 670 to London. Shalom!"

BRILLIANT?

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Re: Improvements to airport security...

#2 Post by Bent Stick » Thu Mar 22, 2012 8:55 am

Sounds like a plan to me, go hard
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Re: Improvements to airport security...

#3 Post by Boris » Thu Mar 22, 2012 11:46 am

Love it best solution Ive heard of yet. :lol: :lol: :lol:

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