Confessional

Got a joke too good to keep to yourself? This is where to put it. While all the other Campfires are expected to be reasonably 'serious' in nature, this is where we let our hair down.

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Gringa Bows
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Confessional

#1 Post by Gringa Bows » Sat Mar 10, 2012 8:00 am

A man went into the confessional box after years being away from the
Church. He pulled aside the curtain, entered and sat down.

There was a fully equipped bar with crystal glasses, the best vestry
wine, Guinness on tap, cigars and liqueur chocolates nearby, and on
the wall a fine photographic display of buxom ladies who appear to
have mislaid their garments.

He heard a priest come in, "Father, forgive me for it's been a very
long time since I've been to confession and I must admit that the
confessional box is much more inviting than it used to be."

There was a long silence, and then the priest replied,
"Get out, you idiot. You're on my side".
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Re: Confessional

#2 Post by kerry » Sat Mar 10, 2012 8:18 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Life is not a fairy tale,if you lose a shoe at midnight , you're drunk.
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Re: Confessional

#3 Post by hazard » Sat Mar 10, 2012 8:24 am

:lol: :lol: :shock:
Might be worth joining the ministry.
Politics is a game played by dishonest people to gain an unfair advantage!

Never under estimate the strength of a cornered coward.

Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.

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Re: Confessional

#4 Post by Boris » Mon Mar 12, 2012 6:01 am

Oh Yeah allways thought Father MC bride was having too good a time on his side of the confessional :shock: :shock: :mrgreen:
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littlejohn59

Re: Confessional

#5 Post by littlejohn59 » Mon Mar 12, 2012 7:13 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Confessional

#6 Post by rodlonq » Tue Mar 13, 2012 5:55 pm

Ay Rod, you could sneak in there Sunday mornin's while ol' mate is busy giving sermon. :lol: :lol:
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Re: Confessional

#7 Post by Gringa Bows » Tue Mar 13, 2012 6:16 pm

Nah mate,dont like the smell of cigars :sad: :lol:
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Re: Confessional

#8 Post by Guy Layton » Tue Mar 13, 2012 6:19 pm

I like... :lol:
The broadhead used, regardless of how sharp, is no where as important as being able to place it in the correct spot....!
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Re: Confessional

#9 Post by Nephew » Fri Mar 16, 2012 8:08 pm

:lol: :lol:
Lately, if life were treating me any better, I'd be suspicious of it's motives!
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