Confessional
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- Gringa Bows
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Confessional
A man went into the confessional box after years being away from the
Church. He pulled aside the curtain, entered and sat down.
There was a fully equipped bar with crystal glasses, the best vestry
wine, Guinness on tap, cigars and liqueur chocolates nearby, and on
the wall a fine photographic display of buxom ladies who appear to
have mislaid their garments.
He heard a priest come in, "Father, forgive me for it's been a very
long time since I've been to confession and I must admit that the
confessional box is much more inviting than it used to be."
There was a long silence, and then the priest replied,
"Get out, you idiot. You're on my side".
Church. He pulled aside the curtain, entered and sat down.
There was a fully equipped bar with crystal glasses, the best vestry
wine, Guinness on tap, cigars and liqueur chocolates nearby, and on
the wall a fine photographic display of buxom ladies who appear to
have mislaid their garments.
He heard a priest come in, "Father, forgive me for it's been a very
long time since I've been to confession and I must admit that the
confessional box is much more inviting than it used to be."
There was a long silence, and then the priest replied,
"Get out, you idiot. You're on my side".
Re: Confessional
Might be worth joining the ministry.
Politics is a game played by dishonest people to gain an unfair advantage!
Never under estimate the strength of a cornered coward.
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
http://www.bowmanstaxidermy.com.au
Never under estimate the strength of a cornered coward.
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
http://www.bowmanstaxidermy.com.au
Re: Confessional
Oh Yeah allways thought Father MC bride was having too good a time on his side of the confessional
Re: Confessional
Ay Rod, you could sneak in there Sunday mornin's while ol' mate is busy giving sermon.
- Gringa Bows
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Re: Confessional
Nah mate,dont like the smell of cigars
- Guy Layton
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Re: Confessional
I like...
The broadhead used, regardless of how sharp, is no where as important as being able to place it in the correct spot....!