A real time saver

Got a joke too good to keep to yourself? This is where to put it. While all the other Campfires are expected to be reasonably 'serious' in nature, this is where we let our hair down.

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A real time saver

#1 Post by hazard » Sun Mar 04, 2012 7:26 pm

This Is simply too much of a time saver not to share it with you!

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom...

3. In one smooth movement put the cat in the toilet and close the lid.

You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds.
Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5.. Flush the toilet three or four times, this provides a 'power-wash and rinse'.

6. Have someone open the front door of your home.
Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can and quickly lift the lid.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom and run outside where he will dry himself off.
9.. Both the toilet and the cat will be sparkling clean..

Yours sincerely,
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Re: A real time saver

#2 Post by Stickbow Hunter » Sun Mar 04, 2012 7:46 pm

Smart dog. :lol:

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Re: A real time saver

#3 Post by Gringa Bows » Sun Mar 04, 2012 8:11 pm

:lol: :lol:

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Re: A real time saver

#4 Post by Bent Stick » Sun Mar 04, 2012 8:18 pm

Makes staring down a big sound tame lol
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Re: A real time saver

#5 Post by Boris » Mon Mar 05, 2012 6:20 am

Love it........... :shock: :shock: :biggrin: :biggrin:

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Re: A real time saver

#6 Post by James T » Mon Mar 05, 2012 9:12 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: A real time saver

#7 Post by Bill » Mon Mar 05, 2012 8:10 pm

:surprised:

will it work on a smelly foxy staffy cross.... :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: A real time saver

#8 Post by Boris » Wed Mar 07, 2012 4:04 pm

might have to give it a double flush :wink: :wink:

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