A long tale about Frank...

[robmoore]

A man walks into the street and manages to get a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing. You're just like Frank."

"Who?"

"Frank Feldman. There's a guy who did everything right. Like my coming along when you needed a cab. It would have happened like that to Frank every single time."

"There are always a few clouds over everybody."

"Not Frank. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano."

"Sounds like he was something really special."

"There's more. He had a memory like a computer. He could remember everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out"

"Wow, some man about town then."

"He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams, not like me. I always seem to get stuck in them."

"Mmm, there's not many like him around."

"And he knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good and never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too."

"An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?"

"Well, I never actually met Frank."

"Then how do you know so much about him?"

"I married his flaming widow!"

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[TomMcDonald]

[rodlonq]

Feel sorry for that poor blighter.

[Nephew]

I thought I had anticipated the punchline...but I didn't see that coming at all! Very Good.

[Boris]

How many times has she been widowed??, or maybe Frank was married a few times..........