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Question for Doc

#1 Post by Gringa Bows » Thu Feb 16, 2012 8:12 am

Went to the doctors the other day, and while i was there i asked him how they know when an old person is ready to be put into an old peoples home,he said they fill a bath and ask the person which way would be the quickest to empty it,they have a tea spoon a cup and a bucket,so i said a normal person would use the bucket to empty it....and he said no a normal person would pull the plug and do i want a bed near a window :surprised:

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#2 Post by bigbob » Thu Feb 16, 2012 8:38 am

:roll: :roll: :biggrin: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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#3 Post by Stickbow Hunter » Thu Feb 16, 2012 8:56 am

Now Big Fella can you happen to recall the name of your old peoples home so that we might be able to visit? :mrgreen:

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#4 Post by Gringa Bows » Thu Feb 16, 2012 9:39 am

nah mate,i wont be there for awhile cause i'm still trying to empty the bath with a teaspoon :mrgreen:

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#5 Post by Stickbow Hunter » Thu Feb 16, 2012 9:43 am

:lol:

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#6 Post by Roadie » Thu Feb 16, 2012 10:14 am

Ay Rod, Old Fellas like us would get a 3mtr ladder climb to the top of it then belly flop into the bath, then use the spoon to empty what water was left in the bath. I'm in room 5, whats your room number. Cheers Roadie.

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#7 Post by Gringa Bows » Thu Feb 16, 2012 10:30 am

i'm across the hall,in number 4,just listen for the sounds of flatulance,that 'll just be Jeff visiting :surprised: :lol:

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#8 Post by hazard » Thu Feb 16, 2012 8:11 pm

:lol:
Politics is a game played by dishonest people to gain an unfair advantage!

Never under estimate the strength of a cornered coward.

Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.

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#9 Post by rodlonq » Mon Feb 20, 2012 1:51 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: Do they have a wood shed for you to play in there Rod. I'll book in for a bit later if they do. :biggrin:

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