Pastors Teeth

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Pastors Teeth

#1 Post by greybeard » Wed Feb 15, 2012 6:27 am

The Pastor goes to the dentist for a set of false teeth.

The first Sunday after he gets his new teeth, he talks for only eight minutes.

The second Sunday, he talks for only ten minutes.

The following Sunday, he talks for 2 hours and 48 minutes.

The congregation had to mob him to get him down from the pulpit and they asked him what happened.

The Pastor explained that the first Sunday his gums hurt so badly he couldn't talk for more than 8 minutes.

The second Sunday his gums hurt too much to talk for more than 10 minutes.

But, the third Sunday, he put his wife's teeth in by mistake and he couldn't shut up....
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#2 Post by Gringa Bows » Wed Feb 15, 2012 8:06 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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#3 Post by hazard » Wed Feb 15, 2012 4:11 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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#4 Post by bigbob » Wed Feb 15, 2012 5:19 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :biggrin:
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#5 Post by Stickbow Hunter » Wed Feb 15, 2012 9:36 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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#6 Post by Boris » Wed Feb 15, 2012 10:19 pm

Amen to that :biggrin:
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#7 Post by kerry » Thu Feb 16, 2012 7:16 am

:lol: maybe i could swap my wifes dentures for Marcel Marceaus :lol:
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#8 Post by Stickbow Hunter » Thu Feb 16, 2012 8:48 am

kerry wrote::lol: maybe i could swap my wifes dentures for Marcel Marceaus :lol:
Obviously she couldn't see your computer screen when you posted that. :lol:

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#9 Post by rodlonq » Mon Feb 20, 2012 1:48 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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#10 Post by TomMcDonald » Mon Feb 20, 2012 2:43 pm

A classic!
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