The robot bartender

[rodlonq]

Guy goes into a bar, there's a robot bartender.
The robot says, "What will you have?"
The guy says, "Schooner of New"
The robot brings back the best beer ever and says to the
man, "What's your IQ?"
The guy says," 168."
The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space
exploration and medical technology.
The guy leaves, but he is curious...So he goes back into the bar.
The robot bartender says, "What will you have?"
The guy says, "Schooner of New"
Again, the robot pours a great beer and gives it to the man and asks,
"What's your IQ?"
The guy says, "100."
The robot then starts to talk about V8 Super cars, MotoGP, Tooheys beers
and Supercheap Auto.
The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it
one more time.
He goes back into the bar.
The robot says, "What will you have?"
The guy says, "Schooner of New," and the robot brings him another great beer.
The robot then says, "What's your IQ?"
The guy says, "Uh, about 50."
The robot leans in real close and asks
"So, you people still happy you voted for Gillard?"

[Gringa Bows]

[Stickbow Hunter]

Jeff

[hazard]

[Boris]

Boris

[hazard]

C'mon man you cant be serious, Moreton is the only one who I know of who voted for Gillard

Hazard

[Nephew]

Are you insinuating I have an I.Q of 50, Haz???? Thanks! That's the most anyone's ever said!!

Mate, I don't live in Laylor, I can't have voted for Gillard! I did vote for my local Labor candidate in Bowman, though. Good local bloke, but had Turnbull still been opposition leader I may well have voted for Andrew Laming!
In any case, at least half the voting public of Australia voted Labor or we wouldn't have the current peculiar situation.

[flyne]

That's gold love it

[GrahameA]

Hi Craig.

Are you insinuating I have an I.Q of 50???? :surprised:Thanks! That's the most anyone's ever said!!

Mate, I don't live in Laylor, I can't have voted for Gillard! I did vote for my local Labor candidate in Bowman, though. Good local bloke, but unfortunately he was beaten by Andrew Laming
In any case, at least half the voting public of Australia voted Labor or we wouldn't have the current peculiar situation.

I would take that as a compliment. I get the impression that many people do understand how the whole Parliament election "thing" works.

Have you ever noticed that there seems to be a plethora of political jokes (I don't mean the ones walking around) and you can swap in a surprising number of individuals/parties and they work as good. Try it with some of your favourite pollies, "sbock jocks", pseudo celebrity.

[Nephew]

I've changed the wording a bit since you wrote, Grahame, but the meaning is still the same.

I have noticed the interchangeable political jokes, mate. In the same catagory, but different flavour, is the jokes/rumours one hears about popular entertainers. I heard a young bloke on the ferry the other day passing on "info" about a current favourite (never heard of him, myself) that I used to hear about Rod Stewart back when I was in school!