What did the non-trad bowhunter sing to his baby?

[looseplucker]

"The wheels on the bow go round and round,
round and round,
round and round.
The wheels on the bow go round and round
......etc"

[Stickbow Hunter]

I nearly fell off me chair laughin'!!!

Jeff

[Curvemeister]

could have the makings of an album to sell to the wheelie market , with other classics like:

"Big wheel's keep on turnin'
On the compounds they keep on churnin'
Rollin', rollin', rollin on their split limbs "

Have a specialised kids group to take on the wiggles called the " wheelies"
Instead of blue wiggle , red wiggle , have woodlands wheelie , auscam wheelie etc.

[looseplucker]

could have the makings of an album to sell to the wheelie market , with other classics like:

"Big wheel's keep on turnin'
On the compounds they keep on churnin'
Rollin', rollin', rollin on their split limbs "

Have a specialised kids group to take on the wiggles called the " wheelies"
Instead of blue wiggle , red wiggle , have woodlands wheelie , auscam wheelie etc.

Distinctemente Touche Sir!!!!

[TomMcDonald]

There could be a country version too... Wheelie Nelson.

[Stickbow Hunter]

Classic Curvemeister, classic!!!

From Creedence to Country Tom, well done also.

Jeff

[looseplucker]

For the pub rock bowhunter: Driving wheels - Jimmy Barnes.

For the "trad" bowhunter not up to Carbon Fibre: Wheels of Steel - Saxon

For the stoned bowhunter: Watching the wheels - John Lennon

For 9 bowhunters chasing after the same girl: Eighteen Wheels and a Dozen Roses - By Kathy Mattea

For the Truckie bowhunter: 18 Wheeler (Roll On)- Alabama

[kerry]

Not to forget that Bob Dylan classic chorus from "This wheels on fire;"

This wheels on fire
Rollin down the road
Best notify my next of kin
This wheel shall explode.

[hazard]

[longbowinfected]

That is wheelie wheelie good.

Not sorry, wheelie.

Kevin

[Curvemeister]

And lets not forget that truckdriving , bowhunting country legend BOXCAR WHEELIE

with his classic songs like :

" six days on the road " --- bout a long distance hunting trip

" your cheating heart " ---- bout moving to the dark side from trad

" I saw the light " ----- Bout moving back to trad

"Give me forty acres " --- bout a hunting property he wanted to buy

" Red river valley " --- one of his favourite hunting destinations

[Benny Nganabbarru]

Just don't let Tony see these puns... There'll be no stopping him!

[looseplucker]

I sense him stalking...

[Gringa Bows]

[TomMcDonald]

Those trad rappers are always trying to 'keep it wheel, dawg'!

[looseplucker]

I posted a link to this on bowhunter-forum....only one response but lots of views. I think there was a bit of Queen Victoria's "we are not amused"

[kerry]

strange cattle them gunpound shooters i thought there was some wheel limb ticklers