What did the non-trad bowhunter sing to his baby?
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- looseplucker
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What did the non-trad bowhunter sing to his baby?
"The wheels on the bow go round and round,
round and round,
round and round.
The wheels on the bow go round and round
......etc"
round and round,
round and round.
The wheels on the bow go round and round
......etc"
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- Stickbow Hunter
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Re: What did the non-trad bowhunter sing to his baby?
I nearly fell off me chair laughin'!!!
Jeff
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Re: What did the non-trad bowhunter sing to his baby?
could have the makings of an album to sell to the wheelie market , with other classics like:
"Big wheel's keep on turnin'
On the compounds they keep on churnin'
Rollin', rollin', rollin on their split limbs "
Have a specialised kids group to take on the wiggles called the " wheelies"
Instead of blue wiggle , red wiggle , have woodlands wheelie , auscam wheelie etc.
"Big wheel's keep on turnin'
On the compounds they keep on churnin'
Rollin', rollin', rollin on their split limbs "
Have a specialised kids group to take on the wiggles called the " wheelies"
Instead of blue wiggle , red wiggle , have woodlands wheelie , auscam wheelie etc.
Athens Accomplice 34 70#
Assenheimer T/D recurve 64" 65#@28
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Bear Tigercat recurve 56" 58#@28
York Cadet recurve 62" 20#@28 ( first ever bow 1984)
Assenheimer T/D recurve 64" 65#@28
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- looseplucker
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Re: What did the non-trad bowhunter sing to his baby?
Curvemeister wrote: could have the makings of an album to sell to the wheelie market , with other classics like:
"Big wheel's keep on turnin'
On the compounds they keep on churnin'
Rollin', rollin', rollin on their split limbs "
Have a specialised kids group to take on the wiggles called the " wheelies"
Instead of blue wiggle , red wiggle , have woodlands wheelie , auscam wheelie etc.
Distinctemente Touche Sir!!!!
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Re: What did the non-trad bowhunter sing to his baby?
There could be a country version too... Wheelie Nelson.
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Re: What did the non-trad bowhunter sing to his baby?
Classic Curvemeister, classic!!!
From Creedence to Country Tom, well done also.
Jeff
From Creedence to Country Tom, well done also.
Jeff
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Re: What did the non-trad bowhunter sing to his baby?
For the pub rock bowhunter: Driving wheels - Jimmy Barnes.
For the "trad" bowhunter not up to Carbon Fibre: Wheels of Steel - Saxon
For the stoned bowhunter: Watching the wheels - John Lennon
For 9 bowhunters chasing after the same girl: Eighteen Wheels and a Dozen Roses - By Kathy Mattea
For the Truckie bowhunter: 18 Wheeler (Roll On)- Alabama
For the "trad" bowhunter not up to Carbon Fibre: Wheels of Steel - Saxon
For the stoned bowhunter: Watching the wheels - John Lennon
For 9 bowhunters chasing after the same girl: Eighteen Wheels and a Dozen Roses - By Kathy Mattea
For the Truckie bowhunter: 18 Wheeler (Roll On)- Alabama
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Re: What did the non-trad bowhunter sing to his baby?
Not to forget that Bob Dylan classic chorus from "This wheels on fire;"
This wheels on fire
Rollin down the road
Best notify my next of kin
This wheel shall explode.
This wheels on fire
Rollin down the road
Best notify my next of kin
This wheel shall explode.
Life is not a fairy tale,if you lose a shoe at midnight , you're drunk.
Re: What did the non-trad bowhunter sing to his baby?
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Never under estimate the strength of a cornered coward.
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
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Re: What did the non-trad bowhunter sing to his baby?
That is wheelie wheelie good.
Not sorry, wheelie.
Kevin
Not sorry, wheelie.
Kevin
never complain....you did not have to wake up....every day is an extra bonus and costs nothing.
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Re: What did the non-trad bowhunter sing to his baby?
And lets not forget that truckdriving , bowhunting country legend BOXCAR WHEELIE
with his classic songs like :
" six days on the road " --- bout a long distance hunting trip
" your cheating heart " ---- bout moving to the dark side from trad
" I saw the light " ----- Bout moving back to trad
"Give me forty acres " --- bout a hunting property he wanted to buy
" Red river valley " --- one of his favourite hunting destinations
with his classic songs like :
" six days on the road " --- bout a long distance hunting trip
" your cheating heart " ---- bout moving to the dark side from trad
" I saw the light " ----- Bout moving back to trad
"Give me forty acres " --- bout a hunting property he wanted to buy
" Red river valley " --- one of his favourite hunting destinations
Athens Accomplice 34 70#
Assenheimer T/D recurve 64" 65#@28
Internature Hunter T/D recurve 58" 60#@28
Bear Tigercat recurve 56" 58#@28
York Cadet recurve 62" 20#@28 ( first ever bow 1984)
Assenheimer T/D recurve 64" 65#@28
Internature Hunter T/D recurve 58" 60#@28
Bear Tigercat recurve 56" 58#@28
York Cadet recurve 62" 20#@28 ( first ever bow 1984)
- Benny Nganabbarru
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Re: What did the non-trad bowhunter sing to his baby?
Just don't let Tony see these puns... There'll be no stopping him!
It's the great, big, broad land 'way up yonder,
It's the forests where silence has lease;
It's the beauty that thrills me with wonder,
It's the stillness that fills me with peace.
It's the forests where silence has lease;
It's the beauty that thrills me with wonder,
It's the stillness that fills me with peace.
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Re: What did the non-trad bowhunter sing to his baby?
I sense him stalking...
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Re: What did the non-trad bowhunter sing to his baby?
Those trad rappers are always trying to 'keep it wheel, dawg'!
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Re: What did the non-trad bowhunter sing to his baby?
I posted a link to this on bowhunter-forum....only one response but lots of views. I think there was a bit of Queen Victoria's "we are not amused"
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Re: What did the non-trad bowhunter sing to his baby?
strange cattle them gunpound shooters i thought there was some wheel limb ticklers
Life is not a fairy tale,if you lose a shoe at midnight , you're drunk.