A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the couch in front of the television, and tells his wife, "Get me a beer before it starts."
The wife sighs and gets him a beer.
She was on her way back to the kitchen when he says “The TV has been unplugged. Would you plug it in and turn it on please before it starts...” So she plugs in the TV and turns it on.
He finishes his beer and calls out “Would you get me another beer before it starts?”
She is furious and storms into the room and yells “Where did you get the idea that I should be your slave. Organise your own TV. Get your own beer...”
“Oh ****! Looks like it has started” he said.
Quick, before it starts...
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Re: Quick, before it starts...
I'm U will ever get away with that...............