Wisdom..

Got a joke too good to keep to yourself? This is where to put it. While all the other Campfires are expected to be reasonably 'serious' in nature, this is where we let our hair down.

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kimall
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Wisdom..

#1 Post by kimall » Fri Oct 21, 2011 6:09 pm

A guy is 72 years old and loves to fish.
He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.'
He looked around and couldn't see anyone.
He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, ‘Pick me up.'
He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.
The man said, 'Are you talking to me?'
The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.’ Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen.
I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'
The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it up carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.
The frog said, 'What, are you crazy? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'
He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'
With age comes wisdom.

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Re: Wisdom..

#2 Post by Nutgrass » Fri Oct 21, 2011 6:12 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
RABBITS (karen) wrote:NUTGRASS >>----> Nobody knows where he came from, & nobody knows how to get rid of him.
Shooters get to 50m to shoot, but only a hunter gets inside 20m to hunt.

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#3 Post by Benny Nganabbarru » Sat Oct 22, 2011 8:29 am

:biggrin:
It's the great, big, broad land 'way up yonder,
It's the forests where silence has lease;
It's the beauty that thrills me with wonder,
It's the stillness that fills me with peace.

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#4 Post by Nephew » Sat Oct 22, 2011 11:17 am

:lol: :lol:
Lately, if life were treating me any better, I'd be suspicious of it's motives!

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#5 Post by rodlonq » Sun Oct 23, 2011 8:06 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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#6 Post by hazard » Sun Oct 23, 2011 2:38 pm

:lol: :lol:
Politics is a game played by dishonest people to gain an unfair advantage!

Never under estimate the strength of a cornered coward.

Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.

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#7 Post by Gringa Bows » Sun Oct 23, 2011 7:56 pm

:surprised: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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