Stopped by police...

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Stopped by police...

#1 Post by robmoore » Sat Oct 15, 2011 5:32 pm

An elderly man is stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night.

The man replies, "I am on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late."

The officer then asks, "Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?"

The man replies, "That would be my wife."
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#2 Post by Stickbow Hunter » Sat Oct 15, 2011 5:43 pm

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#3 Post by Bill » Sat Oct 15, 2011 7:15 pm

I'm not that old yet, but I still get the same lecture every week :biggrin:
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#4 Post by hazard » Mon Oct 17, 2011 7:51 pm

:lol:
Politics is a game played by dishonest people to gain an unfair advantage!

Never under estimate the strength of a cornered coward.

Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.

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#5 Post by rodlonq » Wed Oct 19, 2011 4:37 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :roll:
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#6 Post by Gringa Bows » Wed Oct 19, 2011 9:10 pm

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