A lesson in efficiency

Got a joke too good to keep to yourself? This is where to put it. While all the other Campfires are expected to be reasonably 'serious' in nature, this is where we let our hair down.

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A lesson in efficiency

#1 Post by robmoore » Fri Sep 09, 2011 10:11 am

An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. "You don't want to try these techniques at home."

"Why not?" asked somebody from the audience.

"I watched my wife's routine at breakfast for years," the expert explained. "She made lots of trips between the refrigerator, stove, table and cabinets, often carrying a single item at a time. One day I told her, 'Hun, why don't you try carrying several things at once?'"

"Did it save time?" the person in the audience asked.

"Actually, yes," replied the expert. "It used to take her 20 minutes to make breakfast. Now I do it in seven."

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#2 Post by bigbob » Fri Sep 09, 2011 11:21 am

:roll: sounds like my place!
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#3 Post by Stickbow Hunter » Fri Sep 09, 2011 12:38 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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#4 Post by Gringa Bows » Fri Sep 09, 2011 1:43 pm

:lol:

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