Top 10 reasons why men prefer bows over women

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Top 10 reasons why men prefer bows over women

#1 Post by rodlonq » Wed Jul 27, 2011 12:05 pm

10. You can trade an old 70# bow for a new 50# bow

9. You can keep one bow at home and have another for when you're on the road

8. If you admire your friend's bow and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times

7. Your primary bow doesn't mind if you keep another bow for a backup

6. Your bow will stay with you even if you run out of arras

5. Your bow doesn't take up a lot of closet space

4. Bows function normally every day of the month

3. A bow doesn't ask “Do these new limbskins make me look fat?"

2. A bow doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY MEN PREFER BOWS OVER WOMEN

1. You can buy silencers for bows
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#2 Post by longbow steve » Wed Jul 27, 2011 12:28 pm

:lol: Quick smiley face and submit before I get busted :D
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#3 Post by jcm » Wed Jul 27, 2011 1:37 pm

Good One. If it were a recurve maybe a few more reasons.
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#4 Post by Gringa Bows » Wed Jul 27, 2011 1:40 pm

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#5 Post by kerrille » Wed Jul 27, 2011 2:11 pm

..love it :D :D :D

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#6 Post by TomMcDonald » Wed Jul 27, 2011 2:28 pm

Great list.

Maybe we could add some more good reasons.


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#7 Post by hazard » Wed Jul 27, 2011 3:12 pm

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#8 Post by bigbob » Wed Jul 27, 2011 4:06 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: Be a brave man who thought to share that with his wife!
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#9 Post by g_r » Wed Jul 27, 2011 4:36 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Gotta tel her this right now :mrgreen:
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#10 Post by Roadie » Wed Jul 27, 2011 4:37 pm

Ay possible, but I still need a wife, to look after me, and spoil me rotten. Cheers Roadie.
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#11 Post by rodlonq » Wed Jul 27, 2011 6:30 pm

Onya Axel, you a brave man, please post photos of your bruises :D

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#12 Post by g_r » Wed Jul 27, 2011 6:58 pm

I would, but now i can barely type....let alone take pictures :roll:
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#13 Post by bigbob » Wed Jul 27, 2011 7:04 pm

g_r wrote:I would, but now i can barely type....let alone take pictures :roll:
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Way to go Axel
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#14 Post by Stickbow Hunter » Wed Jul 27, 2011 7:51 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Good one Axel. :lol:

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#15 Post by Steven J » Wed Jul 27, 2011 8:23 pm

Axel, has she broken all your limbs?
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#16 Post by Nephew » Fri Jul 29, 2011 12:12 am

Steven J wrote:Axel, has she broken all your limbs?
:roll: :lol:
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#17 Post by g_r » Fri Jul 29, 2011 5:35 am

Nope, i was lucky, she spared my bows :lol:
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#18 Post by Dewi » Fri Jul 29, 2011 6:52 am

What if the wife has 2 bows of her own.................. :cry:
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#19 Post by looseplucker » Wed Oct 19, 2011 2:27 pm

If this was about guns you can always trade in a 44 for 2 22s
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#20 Post by Benny Nganabbarru » Wed Oct 19, 2011 7:36 pm

I read this out-loud, and my Fair One said: "You're so mean!" :biggrin:
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#21 Post by Gringa Bows » Wed Oct 19, 2011 9:07 pm

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#22 Post by longbowinfected » Thu Oct 20, 2011 9:28 am

But they do work better if you warm them up, keep them cool, dry but you have to uncover them for the fun to start. They are also tightly strung.

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#23 Post by looseplucker » Thu Oct 20, 2011 12:49 pm

tjensen wrote:number 11. You don't need to buy it dinner in order to get a shot away :biggrin: Sorry gentlemen, just crossed a line :oops:
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