bunnings no place for a woman

Got a joke too good to keep to yourself? This is where to put it. While all the other Campfires are expected to be reasonably 'serious' in nature, this is where we let our hair down.

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bunnings no place for a woman

#1 Post by terryzac » Sat Jul 16, 2011 6:43 pm

Charlie was fixing a kitchen door and found that he needed a new hinge, so he sent his wife, Mary, to Bunnings.



At Bunnings, Mary saw a beautiful bathroom tap set while she was waiting for Walter (the manager) to finish serving a customer.

When Walter asked how he could help, Mary asked, 'How much for that tap set?'


Walter replied, 'That's pewter and it costs $639.00.’

'My goodness that sure is a lot', Mary said in a disappointed voice, knowing her budget would not stretch that far.



Then she showed Walter the old door hinge that Charlie had sent with her, which Walter took to the store room to find a replacement.




From the store room Walter yelled, ' You wanna screw for that hinge ? '



Mary shouted back, 'No. But I will for the tap set. '



This is why you can't send a woman to Bunnings.

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Re: bunnings no place for a woman

#2 Post by hazard » Sat Jul 16, 2011 6:59 pm

:lol: :lol:
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