i think your the father

[terryzac]

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at
him.

She says hello.

He's rather taken back because he can't place where he knows her from.

So he says, 'Do you know me?'

To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids,'

Now his mind races back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful
to his wife and says, 'Are you the stripper from the bachelor party that
I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching
while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???'

She looks into his eyes and says calmly,

'No, I'm your son's teacher.'

[hazard]

I like it!

[Nephew]

Yeah, that's even better than the Grandpa named "William"!